Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
As if having Jamie Oliver as your dad wasn't enough of a handicap in life, this is the name him and his mussus have given their new crotchfruit.

Poor kid.

What's the least fortunate name you've come across?

I once had to ring a Ms Fiona Cunto when I worked in a call centre...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:11, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know a guy called Dick Mold

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Hahahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Dr De'ath
I used to work for a guy who's surname was De'ath (pronounced Day-ath).

He was a cunt.

I once said something along the lines of "I've got those figures you wanted Mr De'ath" only to be told "I did not study for five years to obtain a doctorate to be referred to as Mister. You shall adress me as Doctor."

So I used to put on a ridiculous Vincent Price accent everytime I spoke to him.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

A Peter Lorre one would have been more fun.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

My brother genuinely has a friend named Mike Hunt.
My Brother in Law claims to have been at school with someone named Humphrey Pomphrey, but I can't truly vouch for this.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I've dealt with a Mrs A Paulling before.
She fucking was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Hollie Berry
and Jenny Tailor. There are probably others but those are the first two which spring to mind.
(berk, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:05, Reply)

My wife's graduation video features an appearance by Tim Macbeth-Jelley.
I thought it was a windup - but no, aparently there was a student who graduated that year who went by that name.

Makes me grin for some reason.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:23, Reply)