I'm sure that Darth Foxtrot is a thoroughly good sort,
however as the football team he follows are playing against my hometown team tomorrow then I'm obliged to inform him that
"You're going home in a fucking ambulance"

Aggresive tribalism - it's how football supporting works.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're from Hull?
Mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah. Are you starting summat? Are ya , eh?

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Depends
Where are you based now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Hull.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Then yes, yes I am
Err... HULLFACE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

*Sits in the corner, sobbing quietly**

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah that's you told
Am getting my punches in early in case your lot give us a shoeing tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I prefer the hippy version.
"You're going home in a floaty ambience."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)