Oh my god the new QOTW topic is DRUGS
This is our moment, people

In other news, following on from "Be a Cunt" day I'm maximising niceness round these 'ere parts. But in a slightly realistic way. I proclaim today to be "Say something nice about a B3tan whilst otherwise being a cunt" day!

I'll start. Bobby cracks me up, even if he does look like the ungodly consequences of a one-night stand 'twixt Justin Lee Collins and every member, past and present, of Megadeth

Your go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:24, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like Darth.
He's such a wit, well he is half-way there.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Other people's Drug Stories(and I'm including booze here) are 99% dull.
And lies.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

zzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Should be a busy week for you then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I'm sorry, can you repeat the question please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Goog point, there was no question involved
Here's one; Monty, are you capable of being nice to someone whilst otherwise being a cunt?

Alt Q - can you provide an example of such behaviour?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No.
And no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

This is unsurprising
and yet strangely still disappointing. Please tell me you have an absolute belter of a MASSIVE DRUGS story to enter in this week's QOTW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I don't think I am likely to ever post a story on QOTW again, to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Bad experience?
Were you bumraped by some sort of bullshit golem in a drug-induced haze?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

the problem is that what you describe hasn't happened
he's awfully disappointed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Every time I look at replies on there I have a bad experience.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

jizz on the keyboard?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You must love YouTube

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I had two asprin with my breakfast.
They were soluable. That is as rock 'n roll as my life gets.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

The act of friending me on FB has been known to cause migraines
They should pass in a decade or so. Theoretically
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Don't worry - I'm picking up your slack, with aplomb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

LoL for homo-erotic imagery.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm very fond of K-Swizzle.
Although she's American, she like totally gets us.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I like BGB
even though she hates me and thinks I'm a tremendous bully.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I like Al
even though he is hateful and a tremendous bully
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I like Vipros
and this morning I saw a man walking down my road who looked a lot like you but with a shorter beard and he was quite fat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

It's possible
this morning about two years ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

very true.
If everyone who has told me they have seen someone who looked a lot like me was to be believed, then there would be an awful lot of us walking around.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

*shudder*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I think the problem is that there are only so many different types of people
and that the population of the UK has now reached the stage where the people that have started repeating are living closer together so .....
Ahh, fuck It, I don't really know where I'm going with this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I saw an Al lookalike on the train yesterday.
He looked like Al would if he was a fat bloke. A chubbly doppelganger if you will.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I wonder what such a person would look like?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

if only there was a picture....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

would have been a bit off...
...to say "Oi mate, can I take a picture of you. You look like someone I know off the internet. Only fatter". On the plus side I'd have had the whole row of seats to myself after that.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I was hinting at the fat al picture
although it occurs to me that Al may have posted it, and I've adblocked it or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I can post mine if you like?
It's horrific.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Fuck it, this is happening
Semi NSFW for mild nudity
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I thought for a second you were posting The Picture

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Dude...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I know.
heart stopped for a second
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Way too much time thinking about this
post describe my experience working in a Chilean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

what an odd use of a strikethrough
no one gets insulted, it's not disgusting or plain ridiculous.

I'm confused
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Allow me to make amends
confused a MASSIVE WANKER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

This made me laugh a lot

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm on a roll
laugh masturbate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Rather a short roll, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I'm not done yet
Rather I'd love
short Swiss
ere ank you

although this is getting very tenuous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

tenuous shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I have no response to this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

that name sounds like a variety of sherbert dip.
How are you Ms Blouse?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I'm lovely all over today thankyouforasking.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

You certainly are!
*Twirls moustaches and strokes beard.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm sure that Darth Foxtrot is a thoroughly good sort,
however as the football team he follows are playing against my hometown team tomorrow then I'm obliged to inform him that
"You're going home in a fucking ambulance"

Aggresive tribalism - it's how football supporting works.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You're from Hull?
Mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah. Are you starting summat? Are ya , eh?

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Depends
Where are you based now?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Hull.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Then yes, yes I am
Err... HULLFACE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

*Sits in the corner, sobbing quietly**

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah that's you told
Am getting my punches in early in case your lot give us a shoeing tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I prefer the hippy version.
"You're going home in a floaty ambience."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I like everyone on here to a certain extent.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

You can't do mouseover in the subject line, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It's true, most the people on here are decent enough people.
Not necessarily my friends but I don't activly dislike them. Even the ones who activly dislike me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I actively dislike loads of people on here.
A fellow has to have a hobby, don't you think?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I still say you should develop better reasons for disliking people
than their lack of blonde hair and blue eyes, or their innate Jewishness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Even me?

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah you're not that bad
you need to learn how to lighten up though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I usually give her poppers.
Oh you said lighten, I thought you said loosen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I think I've come on leaps and bounds in the lightening up.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Too easy
leaps and bounds Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Cheers Darth you pirouetting prince of prose.
Most of you are alright really. Abrasive Al occasionally gets me to bite but apart from that. It's all shits and giggles. JTDF is a verry funny man.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I like most b3tans
but being a cunt is a way of life now.

Uh Vipros has good taste in music and is not unbearable as a human being. Duty fulfilled
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

awww fanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Bah
All those months spent pretending I like Supernatural and I can't even get a "not THAT much of a cunt" mention
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

you should be thrilled she holds me in massive contempt.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

We all do
Some of us just happen to think you're a top bloke as well

Some of us I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

and maybe Jeff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

you're not
THAT much of a cunt ;)

Damn gone over the RDA of niceness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

If anyone was going to
it was always likely to be you. And someone has to take Monty's share
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I haven't actually taken a genuine personal dislike to anybody who frequents this board.
Except Bert.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

You're obviously not trying hard enough
You bastard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Oh, well that's it. I've taken a massive personal dislike to you now.
You GAYLORD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)