I was able to counter her every objection conclusively, I think.
As to why she chose to listen this time - fuck knows.

Enjoy your curry. Don't order a korma or I'm afraid you shall be dead to me.

EDIT first person to say 'up the shitter' wins a black eye at Davvo's bash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's wrong with korma?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:44, Reply)

It's gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Nothing, providing you don't claim to be in possession of a pair of testicles.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Or functioning tastebuds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)

well I have tastebuds
not having had them burnt off from obscenely spicy curries
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)

korma is basically Malibu with lumps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Think of it as a perverse form of natural selection
If you besiege your tongue with a seemingly endless supply of Madras* then only the strongest and most refined tastebuds will survive, allowing you to discern the finest tastes. And then you'll be knocking back stout and chowing down pork-scratching-vindaloos with the best of us.

*_{Yes, I am still technically a student and can therefore justify cooking like one}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I've ordered the Bengal chicken
And the king prawn Ceylon with the special fried rice some onion bhajis and veg dhal.

And yes, this is, as far as I care. A meal for one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Nice order.
Or, as my old mate Ali at Tayyab's used to say, 'good selection'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)