Compromise by having 'surprise sex' with them instead.
For maximum effect do this in front of a large assembly of family and friends.

I have to say that if someone did this for me I'd be really fucked off - but then I am a cunt.

Alt: not sure, I'm still in celebration mode so I think something extravagant is in order.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I may not be their child by blood
but I still don't want to sex them up. What are you going to do next weekend then? I take it your daughter is stoked too?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

She's not old enough to realise the importance of it all.
Which is precisely what I've been praying for. I'm just going to take her to play with a friend's child who is a few months older than her.

None of my friends has ever met my daughter so what sounds rather minor is actually fucking huge to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

i still say
take her here at some point!

www.kew.org/learn/kids/index.htm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Noted, with thanks. It's great idea.
EDIT: if anyone else has any ideas for things to do in London with a two-year-old that don't involve the kind of inevitable child-sex references that I would doubtless be cracking myself were it not my own child under discussion, I should be most grateful to hear them.

When she is of museum/historical site appreciation age, I shall come into my own (yes, ha ha), but for now I could use some tips.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

if you're ever in Bristol or Gloucester take her to Slimbridge. My nephew loves it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I am never in Bristol or Gloucester, but thanks all the same.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

haha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

definitely take her to hamleys
but take your earplugs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

London zoo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Zoo - has Komodo dragons! Also highly respected for standards of animal care, breeding rare species etc.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I fucking love the zoo
and aquaria
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Whole new passage of your life Mr Boyce.
Am genuinely pleased for you. She will have a blast meeting new people, good luck to you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Ey!
I wasn't around here during the weekend, but I read the good news this morning. Congratulations, man. I'm very glad for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Thank you!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)