you can't argue that most footballers aren't quite dim

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

David James has a degree.
and my argument stops there. As it's run out of steam.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I know a lot of idiots with degrees
what is his in?

shouting?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I think it's in having very bad hair and being crap at catching.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Being a shit keeper who is fucking up my season.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Mark Lawrenson has nine o'levels.
and played in a Liverpool team who collectively had , err 9 o'levels.

Though their former players Steve Heighhway and Brian Hall both had degrees. Fromer Tottenham winger Tony Galvin had a degree in Russian, thus proving once and for all that Spurs' players are superior to Arsenal's.
(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm on a roll now
Seyi Olofinjana (currently on loan at Cardiff)has a degree in something like chemical engineering.
Former Reading & Newcastle goalie Shaka Hislop has a degree in summat to do with rocket science.
(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)