The other key questions are
"Who does he play for?" in response to him cursing the name of any particular player, and
"Is that offside then?" every time the whistle is blown for any sort of foul. Of course, as you say, you'll probably do this anyway.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just don't give a fuck about football :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

blasphemer

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

To be fair.
I don't know much either. But I blame that on the team I support.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

But you have to look at him as if you were silly
and then laugh loudly at your own stupidity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Oh, absolutely
And then look suprrised when he looks visibly fed up with having to explain the offside rule for the 40th time in as many minutes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

And call him rude
for not being patient enough. And make a drama until he accepts buying you a drink as a way to apologise.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Sounds like someone's done this before...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Are you looking at me?
How can you do that. You are SO rude. So, so rude. Look, look what you've done. You made me cry in the middle of the internet. Everybody can see me. Oh, you're so nasty. I feel like crying and shouting very loudly how bad and nasty you are. I'll start in a second, unless you buy me a drink.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Oh christ, stop, you're reminding me of an ex-girlfriend...
(Very effective tactic that one.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

The ex-girlfriend tactic?
Everytime a guy tells me that, I get blank and stop talking to him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Eh? No, I actually had a girlfriend who was like that once.
I meant the tactic of making a scene.
*sigh*
What would you like to drink?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Sorry to hear that
She must have been a pain in the ass.

Some nice beer, I'll let you choose. No stout or porter. And hoppy if possible.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Oh, it was a few years ago now.
(And yes, yes she was, in hindsight.)

Speaking of nice beers, I shall have to make plans with you and markthebrewer in time for next January as it sounds like we narrowly missed one another at the Manchester Beer Festival this year.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

We'll be in South America for the next one
But we should organise meeting at another one. He's celebrating his stag in the one in Birmingham. I imagine you could go too...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)