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I bet he'll give you VSOP, just to piss you off.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:50,
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That sounds like the sort of thing he'd do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:52,
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Like the FIEND I am! Haha!
*laughs maniaclly whilst twirling moustache*
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LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:53,
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MONTY POP QUIZ:
What DOES he drink?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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Cognac.
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LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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XO, to be precise.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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Must admit, I didn't know that.
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LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:01,
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Whenever possible:
www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-1733.aspxThere are better ones out there but this is my staple
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:02,
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Bloody hell
I remember I promised I'd buy you a bottle for punching you (or suchlike) but I don't love you THAT much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:10,
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Yes you do. Think about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:12,
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...What do I get out of it?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:14,
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schlong
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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Monty Schlong?
Urgh.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:18,
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you say that
but you are secreting lubricant at the mere thought
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:19,
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...remember, I don't fancy Monty.
in his words- THANK GOD
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:20,
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Is that a tall glass of schloer?
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Cave Duck, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:20,
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I see how you might think that.
whatever helps you choke it down
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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I'll have a go on some of that
thanks for the invite, I'll be over by about 8.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:15,
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The dozy bugger.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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He'll get you drunk
and then he'll do bad things to you. Be careful of the crow.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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I have the constitution of an ox.
He'd be blubbing into his pondwater before I'd even started warming up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:58,
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But he'll be drinking water
and giving you absinte. Don't you know the trick?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:01,
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He'd still spin out before me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:02,
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LIES!
The cat was sober, it was me that was pissed...
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LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:58,
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Tell that to the poor traumatised criature
No wonder he was so quiet next day.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:00,
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