clingfilm the toilet seats
hide raw fish behind a filing cabinet that can't be moved
set up a fake company Twitter account, use software to get followers & tweet abuse
release a snake in to the air ducts
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If snakes are not available, consider a bear

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

or komodo dragon

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Why not whack a mongoose up there
for fun too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Perhaps a whole menagerie of animals liable to eat one another
Just so people wonder what the fuck that noise is coming from above their heads, just before the rhinoceros crashes through the ceiling.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'll be honest
this would be genius, but I'm struggling to work out what the rhino would be eating. Or what would be eating it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)