I was taught the word 'procrastinate' in about Primary Three. It was aimed specifically at me.
Presumably the teacher was trying to scare me. It didn't work. If I didn't procrastinate...I expect I would have achieved some other stuff, I don't fucking know. Probably have graduated on time, certainly.

Alt Q: "Friendly Warning! This man will almost certainly attach himself to somebody during the course of the night, and refuse to leave them alone. Reduce the chances of it happening to you: know your risks!
-Do not let him know you have cigarettes.
-Do not talk to him about philosophy or literature.
-Do not talk to him about sex.
-Do not talk to him about personal drama issues, especially ones involving philosophy, lit or sex.
-Do not talk to him about anything much at all.
-Do not *not* talk to him! He will take this is a sign you need to be 'brought out of your shell' and try to be your fucking social worker or some shit.
-DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOU HAVE CIGARETTES. He would ignore a fresh 20deck in his pocket to cadge as many as humanly possible.
-Do not be soberer...erer...er than him. He has literally poured drinks over people's faces to get them drunk before now.
-Finally, do not encourage him to get off with other men for your sick female amusement. He won't do it and you can't prove he did because you forgot to take photos.

_{Other risks may include licking, dancing, moshing, shotting, coughing, fondling and punching}"
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)