I have very few childhood memories.
I can't wait to reach my dotage as I may then recall more and may find out why I can't remember now.
I do remember my youngest sister being born. I recall her sitting bolt upright in a very small baby bath and screaming her lungs out as she was cleaned up. Very strange.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's a bit strange
how some people have so many memories of their childhood and others have almost none. I have almost none at all, neither does my brother
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Because your original parents were part of the MiB
so when they had to flee from evil aliens they swiped your memories.

Or your parents used to give you booze to get you to shut the fuck up and pass out so they could get some sweet sweet relief from the constant questions and screaming.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I vote for both

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I remember very little
about my early years, but I also remember goint to see my kid brother after he was born.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)