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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, my hands are the only thing holding me above this monstrous pile of roast beef and faeces...(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I envisioned it as quite a high table/kitchen worktopSo I had to put my hands on the edge and hoist myself up with my arse dangling precariously over Amberl's roasting tin.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I would probably just stand on the worktop.Supporting oneself with one's legs would seem to be a better way of avoiding a beef enema.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)
^ yeah, it's the roasting tin I'd be worried aboutA 'hot meat enema' is something I'm quite accustomed to these days (apparently)
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