You have my admiration for doing this
Not least since you can expect to see this practical joke referenced on all manner of panel shows over the next week or so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ta. It is getting some press interest (link above). All started as a joke but is making a small amount of money for charity

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

you need to get across the fact that many many people think he is a complete cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I think the 20,000 calories bit does that pretty well
I'm also surprised he's the nation's 2nd favourite DJ - but for opposite reasons. He has an audience of 8million, so who the hell - now Terry Wogan has retired - is ahead of him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I fucking hated Wogan as well
I really dislike almost all radio though.

I particularly hate the bit where they have any kind of audience participation. I don't give a shit who wants a shout out. I don't give a flying fuck who is doing what with their evening.

Stupid cunts the lot of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Jesus
In other, more light-hearted news, I'm currently undergoing two seperate text conversations, both with lesbians, and even though I know it's fruitless I'm doing that thing where you hope the new message received is from the hotter one of the two.

That is all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

my burning hatred for these things
keeps me a generally positive and upbeat person
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I don't think it counts if you have to subscribe

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen you post
Genuine officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Two things alarm me about that Guardian article
The first is that FatCuntMoyles is apparently the nation's "second-most popular DJ," but I guess there's no accounting for taste.

The second...what in the name of jolly-rogering-fucksod-monkey-bumming-cat-binning-marrow-rogering-Voltaire's-angry-glove-administering-national-rail-privatising buggery ...is a "Twibbon?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm guessing a ribbon for twitter
But you know that's just me totally going out on a limb like woah crazy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Steady on there,
you don't want to stray too close to these modern colloquialisms, else you might start using them yourself...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ok I want to you to have raised 20 quid by tomorrow.
I also want updates as long as they are paired with questions
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Just had a donation from Andy Parfitt - Moyle's boss.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

nice!
I hope Moyles sulks MASSIVE STYLEEE so everyone goes "fuck off moyles"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I am in touch with his agent to see if he has the balls/humility to retweet it himself

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

woah there
this whole thread was looking pretty humdrum up until that bit
(Mr Big Stuff, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Up to £23.70 now. I know. So much money the charity won't be able to cope.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I noticed someone else had posted a comment about the BBC moving Moyles to a
performance-related pay contract.

That made me smile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)