I say.
I think I'm having a heart attack.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that's the feel of an ancient engine
coming slowly back to life

/old jokes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

it's because i'm standing on his windpipe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)

keep up the good work
and knee high boots obviously of all the options
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

i am wearing my newest pair today
buttery soft grey leather, i am very pleased that grey is the new black this year! i also bought aubergine suede ones, which are miles nicer than they sound. russell & bromley is a dangerous place...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

the grey ones sound gorgeous
I have so much grey in my winter wardrobe it's unbelievable. Where did you get them from?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

is it wrong that I'm enjoying this sub thread?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

you're in touch with your feminine side
russell & bromley. i love them because they are actually comfortable! think they are called "dressage" or something - anyway they were £295.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

saddest of sad faces
right here.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

sorry
you could borrow mine if you lived in london... i bet DP or topshop or m&s does them just as nicely and a fifth the price!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Is DP another sex reference?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

dorothy perkins
not quite the look they were going for!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

When they told the agency they wanted an 'edgy' campaign
I think they didn't quite know what they were getting into.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I feel a bit silly now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I'm going to look them up on the internet
and gaze at them longingly haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

they are nice
sorry i am a bit vipros-smug about them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

that's alright
I'd be Vipros-smug as well if I had them.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Do you mind awfully?
I was in the middle of some fetish sex there, and now you've barged in talking about shopping.

I feel a bit of a fool lying down here now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:50, Reply)

you get back there
and do as you're told
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)

hahahaha
Clearly you are doing something wrong Monts.

This is like falling asleep on the job, women suddenly talking about buying shoes whilst you enjoy yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Use the code word!
Use the code word!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Hahahaha
'RED!' I SAID 'RED' DAMN IT!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

but that's not the code word
jeff knows it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

better not let BGB hear that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I do know the code word.
But I'll leave Monty to suffer at your hands feet a bit longer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Jeff.....tell.....me....the....fucking....word......
*gurgles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)

What's it worth?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

BobbyPires' pineal gland?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

You lie there and choke you cunt!
I hope your face has gone pink.

I feel a bit sick now. You just want his kidney.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:58, Reply)

yeah
but you just gave away the code word!

i'll have to jump off now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Cock it.
I've enough footage of him suffering to sell it to one of the Online smut sites.

We'll split the money.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

*breathes raggedly*

Righto, I think it's time I went for a pint in town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Have fun.
I'm going for a quick shave then I'm off to the pub for drinks a plenty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:09, Reply)