Here lies Vipros, drink his health,
In smugness, vanished up himself

For Monty Boyce we lay this rose,
In tribute to his knackered nose

Darth Foxtrot too, acknowledge him,
Sadly choked whilst cottaging

Poor TGB died on a skewer -
Deliberate misuse of 'less'; meant 'fewer'

And Chompy shall rest here alone,
(At least now he can't follow you home)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bra-vo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I think you should have done less people in a post

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Mark my words, young lady
One of these days this will be your undoing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I haz fewer time left?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I know you're just doing this to wind me up...
*sharpens skewer*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

You're fewer stupid than I thought

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

This should get less of a rise out of me than it does.
...or do I mean 'fewer of a rise'?

Fuck...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

:D
I'll stop. For now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)