Why didn't you answer the door to them before they kicked it in?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

He was paranoid, and thought it was the police.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:13, Reply)

Nah
He'd smoked all of his weed except the remaining 100mg and was stoned out of his head.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:16, Reply)

In my ignorance,
How big is 100mg of weed? I had thought it was about as big as a pea.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Haven't a bloody clue
I've never done drugs, massive or otherwise, and none of my friends are into it either. So I've no idea how much it is, volume wise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

0.1g isnt even enough for a spliff.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)

So this is the sort of quantitiy that he could pick up in his turnups, while walking down any street in the country?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

it's not even enough for a pipe hit really. it would be a similar size to a pea.
and yes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I suspect the caution went like this
You are hereby cautioned to have more drugs on you next time we swing round, so we don't have to use a magnifying glass.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

About 3 for me
I'm a massive lightweight.
(Mr Big Stuff, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I was in a room above the garage
can't hear the doorbell from there. They can't have been ringing for more than a few minutes though and they should have phoned the house phone, which I would have heard and answered.
(Mr Big Stuff, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)