I am like 85% certain I have my own toothbrush.
We are talking electric toothbrushes here at £60 a pop, so it's slightly less than trivial, but a)godfuckingdammit I bought my own and b)I WAS ASLEEP.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You know how it is when mums are cross

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I wish I didn't.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

yeah his family don't appear
To have learnt the art of being cross about truly trivial things yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Like, to pull a completely random couple of examples out of my elbow
small plastic lids for herb dispensers and single glasses of orange juice?

Yeah, they've learnt the art all right.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

who sits at what place at dinner
Now has about as many strictures and arguments as the EU
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Mein Gott, that sounds like my family
we had to get permission to sit somehere else at the table.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)