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So what mentalist behaviour should we expect on OT this week?
Morning all.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 7:53, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Mornin!
I haven't time to be mental.
I have to shape up this hovel and get baking and cooking this week.
I am being interrupted by tapas and an Indian cooking class.
I am also developing an addiction to Quavers.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:02, Reply)
Morning m'dear
I hope we get a bit of mental - I derive some perverse form of entertainment from it.

A Quavers addiction is concerning. Have you started hiding your consumption of Quavers from others? Are you ever worried about how many Quavers you are consuming? Do you find it difficult to function if you haven't had Quavers for a while? Do other people try to talk to you about your Quavering?

There is help: www.quaverannoymous.com

website may not actually exist
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:11, Reply)
Quavers are almost as evil as Skips.
They are both made from chemical slurry.

Best stick to crisps, at least they are made from spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:23, Reply)
Steak McCoys are where it's at.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:28, Reply)
Kettlechips FTW

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)
I have put mentals on ignore
I was getting too into the barneying.

I got in after lunch to find a colleage had placed a supersize grab bag of Quavers on my desk, so they're onto me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:28, Reply)
The usual mix of ranting, pandering, name calling.
What else is there?

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:20, Reply)
Where did you get 'rag man's trumpet' from???
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)
A very old family expression.
Normally used as a sign of suprise.

"Bugger me with a rag man's trumpet."
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:38, Reply)
He he.
My favourite version is "A fanny like a rag-man's trumpet."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)
I imagine that means it has verdrigris in it.
and the valves don't work very well.

You must have seen some wonky fannies in your time, porky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Nah, it refers to it's width and being full of slimy bits.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
That's OK then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I've got a good rant.
It's about my mum waking me up this morning to accuse me, loudly and at length, of not having my own toothbrush.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)
Was her accusation unfounded?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)
I am like 85% certain I have my own toothbrush.
We are talking electric toothbrushes here at £60 a pop, so it's slightly less than trivial, but a)godfuckingdammit I bought my own and b)I WAS ASLEEP.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)
You know how it is when mums are cross

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)
I wish I didn't.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)
yeah his family don't appear
To have learnt the art of being cross about truly trivial things yet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)
Like, to pull a completely random couple of examples out of my elbow
small plastic lids for herb dispensers and single glasses of orange juice?

Yeah, they've learnt the art all right.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)
who sits at what place at dinner
Now has about as many strictures and arguments as the EU
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)
Mein Gott, that sounds like my family
we had to get permission to sit somehere else at the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)
if my mood gets much worse today...
up at 5.45am and left house at 6.30am because bob crow thinks it's 1970. not only am i now in work ridiculously early, i had to walk for miles in the rain in my suit (it was that or carry it) and i now look like shit. oh and i have a meeting this morning on "how to be a partner".

on top of that there is a burglar alarm going off right outside my office window.

i feel like a grizzly bear with pmt. raaah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)
Shit
Should I play dead or run at you waving my arms and screaming?
I can never remmber.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:38, Reply)
if you ran at me screaming
it would make me laugh. and in my current mood that might actually crack my face. so best go with playing dead!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)
You wouldn't laugh at a dead person just lying there?
Weirdo.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)
depends who it was mein lieb
depends who it was. if it were roota, no of course i wouldn't laugh. i'd weep buckets. then step gingerly around the corpse and blame it on an OT patsy.

(where IS bob this morning?!?)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)
Nein! Deutsch! Meine alleinige Schwäche!
Wait, what if it were me?

HEY OT MY MUM HATES ME I'MA KILL MYSELF TO DEAD YOU'LL BE SORRY
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)
did you
just call me your mum???

i shall be bringing out monty's cheesewire of doom!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

i shall be bringing out monty's cheesewire of doom

This is making me moist and I am off to buy a ciabatta
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)
brilliant
the breadfrotting AND the slkfrotting are really taking off.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Nono. See above re: toothbrushes.
...or, wait, do you *want* me to? I can if you wish...

Edit: slkfrotting? What's an slk?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)
omg
the bestest car in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Yeah, I can hear the frotting there.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)
The best defence is to pick up your canoe.
I heard this on radio 4, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)
...just in case the bear steps on it, which would be an inconvenience to your journey home were you to survive the initial bear-related encounter?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)
It's lovely in Devon this morning and I am delighted to be out of London today. Bob Crow is a cunt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)
of the very worst sort
i hate him. i am so tempted to send him a bill for all my taxis and time spent out of the office and evenings missed, for which there is no price but for which i will accept damages. then he can magnify me by the 8,000,000 other londoners whose day he is ruining. god i hate him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)
Where abouts are you?
I've just come back from my hols down in the far side of Tavistock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)
Just outside Axminster - Little Trill near Musbury.
Went to a great pub in Branscombe last night - The Masons Arms - do you know it?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)
No, but I'll look it up.
Devon for me means Dartmoor and Exemoor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)
I know the Masons
I prefer the Fountainhead though. May have changed since I was last there admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
To echo my Mongbook status this morning
"I hope that Bob Crow returns home from a hard day inconveniencing commuters to find someone in bed with his wife".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I'm on it!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Things are going quite well at the moment in my little world.
*afears*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)
but that is all about to change
/any 70s horror film
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)
*takes path through woods at night*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Hmmm, I put you down as more as Jason than one of the screaming kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)
Nothing to fear from me mate.
I'm lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)
They all say that.
And I always fall for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)
I'm going to predict a 0 flounce week
But it probably won't materialise.

I managed to find a job I'm actually qualified to apply for. It actually made my whole week look up.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)
excellent. what is the job?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)
Some sort of design engineering.
It's actually what I'm trained to do though. Yes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)
no idea, it depends on how I feel after my last chemistry sac on wednesday.
in all probability, one may expect tears on my part.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)
i'll start the ball rolling.
last night I used three pillows rather than two. I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

pillows fingers
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)
You rebel.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Punk is STILL ALIVE, people.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)
I'm considering a murder
I've had a fantastic weekend, woke up in a good mood this morning, but the instant I sat at my desk, my heart just sank. There wasn't anything new, no extra work, I just really don't want to be here.

Also, I'm moving back into my parents next week, I'm not looking forward to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Don't do it!

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
The murdering, or the moving?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

B will likely lead to A. So neither.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I am fucking dying.
Had a great weekend: paying for it big time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)
My weekend was mental enough for the lot of you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Not more morris dancing In MK again?
That's just crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Lying on the sofa watching the last series of BSG
drinking dioralyte and getting up about once an episode to vomit in the toilet.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)
gosh chompy, how crook were you??

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Just a bit of food poisioning, I was fine sunday afternoon.
thank you burger king.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Ohhhh yucky, you poor thing.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I had food poisoning too!
I did a "del boy" whilst wondering "why is the bathroom door moving away from me?"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I saw that you were ill this morning when I was surfing b3ta.
Are you feeling better now?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)
I'm at work totally spaced
I may raid the biscuit jar in the hope that will make me feel better.

Roll on 22nd October WOO. Then after that I'll be like Rol on *insert date of your bash* WOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Just stop watching the programmes if they make you that sick.
Like, Derrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)
board game, attempted rape and self loathing?
standard for a few of us PC.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)
You know what I did all weekend Chomp?
Combined elements to make other elements. I was seeing it in my sleep man, IN MY SLEEP.

I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)
How many have you got?
Have you got Mario yet? HAVE YOU?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Of course I've got Mario
I've got fucking YOSHI.
And Ghostbusters. And Star Wars. SUCK ON THAT

I'm on like 246. I need to put it down or I'll finish it and my life will be empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Are you not replying because you're sucking on that
or because you're madly trying to get Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Fucking alchemists...

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Good morning everyone
My weekend was lovely. I bought a new staple gun.

*excitement OVERLOAD*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Well I hope you go to Chompy for your staples.
He doesn't just sell paperclips, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)
I didn't even know he sold paperclips
I thought he was a professional dungeon and dragons player?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Semi-pro.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)
*bows*
*reverence*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I usually go to Staples for my Chomps

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Having a shit, down morning
Realised I'd missed the ex's birthday (it was 2 weeks ago), and now I'm not sure if I should email, send a card, or just carry on. We haven't spoken in a while and she was rather off with me last time we did, so I don't know whether to just let this friendship fade out a bit, but then feel like a cunt for thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)
i've never
managed to be friends with an ex, fair play to you for trying.

i'd just gloss over it if i were you. millions of boys forget their friends' birthdays!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)
never friends with any ex = mentalist

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)
100% right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)
nah
it's not that bad. there's only one i just couldn't cope with seeing, which is ridiculous as it was about 10 years ago, but there's always one you never get over isn't there? the rest i either don't care or i am still v civil with them, just don't necessarily choose to socialise with them!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Yeah
That's a bit odd. Even some of the acrimonious breakups have yielded a good friend.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)
yeah well
your face is a bit odd!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)
My face is excellent
thank you. Unlike YOUR face.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
We broke up almost three years ago
And managed to stay friends (bumpy road, but still!). I told her straight away when I started seeing Em, and despite a few rocky moments still remained friends, but obviously with less contact.
Part of me wants to sever all ties and run away to London where the streets are paved with gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)
running away to london ftw

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)
do dat shit do dat shit DO ITTTTT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
The problem is
I kinda have a cushy job here, albeit one where I'm stagnating somewhat. My industry's quite small, and a lot of competitors are being hit hard by the recession, so my only choice would be to work for a big legal/financial firm and be sent last minute to sit in a server room in Azerbaijan.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)
You should work for ACS:Law

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Do you honestly want my opinion on this?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)
No
Just tell me the reason for your latest name change.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Jeff said he was thinking of a location change but will see how mine works out first
I said Dammit Jeff I'm a badger not a guinea pig.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I must admit
I'm kinda thinking the same as Jeff here.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I'm going to charge for my findings

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I'll buy you a pint?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)
You know me so well

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)
The very fact that you forgot suggests that you're ready to let it slide.
There's nothing to be gained by beating yourself up about it.
(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)
But I'm SOOOO good at it!
It's like my X-Men power.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Just let it go, man. Let it go.
*Throws arms wide and offers bitch tits for big hug*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Thanks man!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)
If you still want something to a feel a bit bad about, then I did see a pony looking slightly disappointed this morning.

(Cave Duck, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Yeah - beat yourself off about it instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)
depends if you'd like to fuck her again or not

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
No no no
And I have a girlfriend already.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
sod it then
carry on as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Ask your current girlfriend what you should do.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
ha ha.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Do you want my honest opinion on this?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Ah go on
It'll be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)
*shrugs*
She seems like a total user who is obviously not making you happy as you want to run away to London with all the cool kids. You have the lamest Captain Planet ring of LOVE and you are letting this rule everything. Whereas I have the totally awesome FIRE one and am going to burn my stupid office down ahahahahhahha
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)
That has got to be the most awesome and bizarre thing you've said.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)
+100 points for Captain Planet reference
+50 bonus points for citing unbelievable benderness of LOVE ring.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)
It was bender-tastic
However, you could still use it for evil, thus it's not totally useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)
How can you use something as pure and innocent as LOVE for the purposes of evil?
*thinks*
*remembers evil ex-girlfriend from years ago*
Oh. With you now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Examples of what I'd do with the Love ring
Make two hot girls lez off for my amusement.
Make them love the idea of a 3some with me, then make them love me so much they won't care that I'm shit.
Make everyone in the local bank fall madly in love with each other, then rob the place while they're having an orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Oh noes what have I started

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)
*makes TGB fall madly in love with Piston Broke*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
*punches you in the face with my fire ring*
It's a magic ring not a miracle ring
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Don't worry
about it. Just concentrate on your current girl.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Because it never goes down well
when you ask whether you can tape a picture of your ex to the back of her head.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Not mental at all.
I love you. I'll kill you last.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)
I may go mental if no one else does
And ATTACK ROOTA BECAUSE SHE IS LIKE TOTALLY UGH YEAH YOU KNOW OMG
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I'm in the mood for going mental
Tell you what, if no one has spazzed by Wednesday, let's have a massive fight, you can be all "Yeah whatevs LAK" and I'll be all "oh no you di'nt", etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)
as long as it's better than the weekend.
Weddings are not my cup of tea sadly. Now I'm back at uni and dreading it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)
weddings are expensive and boring.
I have a lot of opinions today.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)
someone sum up for me what happened this weekend
there was too much mental for me to catch up on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)
arsenal lost
I am heartbroken
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)
I don't care about football in the slightest

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Good man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)
do you like any sports MB?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I skimmed a few threads
WBM/BSM came back and was mental. That's all I noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)
she's a fucking nutter
I read a bit of that stuff, but ending up shaking my head so fast about how much of a loony she is that I had to have a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I lolled at the multiple logins
with Roger going "I have only just arrived and I am not aware of this 'Mr Bigstuff'" and then Mr Bigstuff going "I'm not Roger, whatever can you mean?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)
totally missed the Mr Bigstuff bit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)
I liked that
just because everytime I saw the username, it made Jean Knight play in my head
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

lie down quick wank
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
She always seemed so reasonable
and not like a deluded fantasist when she was WBM. Maybe I should re-read her posts.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)
she was fucking dull though
I think I prefer the full-on raging mental to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)
granted
it makes for a more exciting read then the endless fishing.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
and the long string of friends dying
one wonders how much of that was true
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)
and the roger post
where "he" says "workboresme's /qotw stories are great but her "woe is me" stuff freaks me out" - and then goes on to rate her as one of the great storytellers on /qotw.

i found that a little odd!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Well, if you consider that the competition for that title includes Spanky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
and me

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Have you posted recently?
I used to be fairly regular on there myself but I can't be arsed half the time these days.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Last time I posted a story
I got loads of abuse from Spankys fan club.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Ah, yes, there is always that minefield these days.
Though speaking of Monsieur Hanky, he does seemed to have disappeared these days, leaving his acolytes posting the same tedious crap and waiting to pounce on prominent /OT denizens or have a hissy fit at the merest whiff of Amorous Badger.

(The fact that they have yet to pounce on one of my stories suggests I am not a sufficiently prominent member of /OT.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I am more annoyed that I quite liked Mr Big Stuff

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I don't think Mr Big Stuff is her
I thought it might have been Raymond Luxury Yacht.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
So WBM is RTS but not MBS?
no idea who Raymond Luxury Yacht is. I either missed that bit or don't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I think RLY is possibly not MBS, nor WBM/RTS
who are definitely not the TUC or SRV, but may have once been connected with BTO, or possibly ELO, not to be confused with ELP.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
ELP suck ass

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
They do that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)
that's really sad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Surely
no-one would lie about fishing?

It's not gonna make you seem more likeable and exciting, is it?

Maybe she mourns here imaginary friends as much as people with actual friends mourn them
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I totally
went fishing in the big pond in the grounds of my MASSIVE HOUSE after taking some MASSIVE DRUGS in a MASSIVE DRUG-TAKING COMPETITION with some other feller who thought he really was the business (needless to say I had the last laugh). And yeah, then I totally threw my line in the water and five minutes later I caught a Honda Accord.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
FISHING FOR JUSTICE!

(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
No the fishing is true
her facebook profile is all pictures of fishing. It's funny, she called me a monumental twat, told me everyone hated me, and then tried to add me as a friend on facebook.

Fucking nutter.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)
to be fair AL
Everyone does hate you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
unless she killed them all and the bodies are in a lake
the fishing is an elaborate cover to aid her in keeping the bodies hidden
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

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