*shrugs*
She seems like a total user who is obviously not making you happy as you want to run away to London with all the cool kids. You have the lamest Captain Planet ring of LOVE and you are letting this rule everything. Whereas I have the totally awesome FIRE one and am going to burn my stupid office down ahahahahhahha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That has got to be the most awesome and bizarre thing you've said.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

+100 points for Captain Planet reference
+50 bonus points for citing unbelievable benderness of LOVE ring.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It was bender-tastic
However, you could still use it for evil, thus it's not totally useless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

How can you use something as pure and innocent as LOVE for the purposes of evil?
*thinks*
*remembers evil ex-girlfriend from years ago*
Oh. With you now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Examples of what I'd do with the Love ring
Make two hot girls lez off for my amusement.
Make them love the idea of a 3some with me, then make them love me so much they won't care that I'm shit.
Make everyone in the local bank fall madly in love with each other, then rob the place while they're having an orgy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Oh noes what have I started

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*makes TGB fall madly in love with Piston Broke*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

*punches you in the face with my fire ring*
It's a magic ring not a miracle ring
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)