"Everybody knows, badger takes it UP THE ARSE"
is what we used to sing at school
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Reminds me of the Fraggle song
"Down at Fraggle Rock,
Grab a Fraggle by his cock.
Swing him round your head
'Til the bastards dead"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I remember
Half a pound of nuts and bolts,
Half a pound of elastic,
Put them in the washing-machine,
Out pops a spastic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Phenomenal
Officelol.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Glad that made you smile.
I'll try and remember some others.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Please do
I'm far too disconnected with my childhood songs
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

there's better versions
down at fraggle rock
grab a fraggle by his cock
spin him round and round
till his bollocks touch the ground
throw him in the air
catch him by his pubic hair
if he starts to cry
punch that bastard in the eye
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

*sniggers like a child*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)