Surely you missed a trick there
You'd have been famous within weeks as the music critic who just thinks (/had the temerity to point out that) everything's shit - soon it would have become a challenge for a band to release a record that met with your approval, rather than just being fawned over the fucking godawful NM-fucking-E with its shit taste in shit music and pretentious shitehawks who produce shit that just sounds like a shitty pile of shit-grade faeces.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But what do you really think?
C'mon, stop holding back!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

About anything in particular? Or just generally?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Give it to us hard.
You know you want to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

..."That's what she said"?
I'm confused, is there anything specific you'd like an opinion on?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

But as soon as he said he liked something, the spell would be broken

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)