I've got the work's iPad here
And I bloody love it. Can't justify buying one though.
I queued for the iPhone 4, and some of the people in the queue were sanctimonious, superficial, smarmy cuntrags.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You queued...?
I'm sorry Lab, but henceforth you are dead to me.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Eh, I don't care
It was a morning off work in the sun, and if I hadn't then I wouldn't have got one for a month or so. And I really wanted it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

oh I want one.
But Wiggy says I'm not allowed as I'll break it. He's already insured the iPod (and the new phone he got me, how spoiled am I?) against what he calls "Acts of Kitty", so I think that means accidental water damage, fire damage, any other damage, losing, breaking and dropping.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

They're lovely devices
But yes, I reckon I'd break it too if I had it. Especially as I'd be replacing my laptop with it, and thus have to find a way to DJ off it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)