if they offer me anything ill be shocked
As they are proper wankers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have you said in your letter of resignation why you are leaving?
Sirs,

Sick as I am of working with proper wankers on a daily basis, I've decided to jump ship.

Don't expect a cake on my last day.

Love and kisses,

TGB
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

no ive kept it to one line
Please accept this as my formal notice of resignation, with my leaving date 30 October.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

You've got to give them a bit of feedback.
Why not add the line.

Please accept this as my formal notice of resignation, with my leaving date 30 October.

Oh, and you sir, are a cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

or the line
As you'd rather spend 60k on more managers than give me an additional 2k I can plainly see you have no respect for the people who actually do any of the work and as such you can kiss my rapidly departing ass
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Is your arse* departing because you are on some sort of diet/exercise fix?
Is it just because you're leaving?

*I have no idea how big, small, peachy or otherwise your arse might be. Apologies if you 'don't like your arse'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

i have a damn sexy arse
*waggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

When will the waggling stop?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

why should it ever stop?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It's like a perpetual motion machine!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

haha
I'll probably stop for a smoke soon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

But will the arse still be wiggling?
Right. I'm going for a smoke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Sirs
I am so sick of this job that if you sat me down and asked me why I'd be talking for eight weeks solid.

If you wanted me to count my acheivements we could do so on Douglas Bader's toes.

Now stick it up your bollocks.

By

TGB - Aged (insert appropriate age here)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)