stop setting up innuendoes
my head might explode
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

head loins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

bravo
this word strikes the right balance of quirky and smutty.

somehow i only ever manage slutty :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't think I could manage slutty if I tried

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

it's a gift that some of us possess in spades
actually i should be much more of a slut, stupid long-term relationships, stupid fidelity, i haven't shagged around anywhere near enough.

i realised after typing this how attention-seeking it sounds. you know what, i don't even care, the day i'm having!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I don't have the appearance to carry it off to begin with!
what's wrong with your day?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

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and you can't say things like that now we've all seen the smoothie cigar pic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

yeah, work sucks. although mine is good today
you say that, but the reality of the situation is quite different.

My fundamental coolness is grievously overlooked.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)