It's definitely worth it
on the grounds that should that laptop turn up down the line with a metric fuck-ton of kiddy porn on it, they'll have a record stating that it has been stolen from and, critically, no longer belongs to his company.

Edit: If it's metric, I suppose that'd be a fuck-tonne.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*sigh*
ALWAYS it comes back to kiddy porn with you

Although in this instance that's actually a very good point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Hm
maybe I should seek help before I end up sleeping with my sister.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

If that's a Norfolk jibe,
I'd like to point out that my sister lives in Nottingham

But two of the missus' four sisters live in Norfolk. Does that count?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

That is an excellent point. Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

IT Support
Not only there to stop people playing Solitaire on company time.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I am the IT person here (worringly) and the first aid person, the fire marshall, the data protection officer and I do the washing up
It is typically known as running a small company and keeping headcount costs down. I think I am going to outsource all this IT stuff though - I would never have thought about the encryption software you mentioned.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

With duties like that, you will be the last out the door when redundancies come.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I think you can still call it "a metric fuck-ton"
It's only if you use it as a unit after a number "14 tonnes (fuck, for the use of)" that it needs the extra "ne" as you clarified the metric part.

*kills self*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I claim all of badgers stuff

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I've sold the MG.
You'd be stuck with a Skoda Octavia. DIESEL.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

You must have other better stuff?
*rummages*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

*coughs*
well there is that, obviously. But it's probably not much use to you if I'm dead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Keep it in the species.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)