Teapot

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Erm
What?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Envision a typical "mincing" stance
with one hand on the hip and the other arm extended from the elbow at about 45^o above the normal to the body, with the wrist flopping about appropriately. Compare to the children's song "I'm a little teapot."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Oh fuck off, you can't do anything with your hands.
Your wrists are shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I must protest
I had a look at one of his bands on youtube the other day - he can play bass at the very least.
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

One of the things I said to Crow (after apologising for bumping into him and HOLY SHIT IS THAT MONTY)
was to ask him whether his incredibly limp wrists made it difficult for him to play bass.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I do seem to actually be experiencing real wrist problems this week.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Shitman. Possibly overuse?
I guess you'll gradually rebuild their strength this weekend by lifting drinks to your mouth...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

A bit of weight-lifting will do them good, yes
My tendons are basically screaming at me from a combination of typing all day, bass-playing most evenings and the urgent need to sneak off and crack one out whenever an attractive lady is spotted (thankfully not a regular problem in my department).
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You frightful bureaucratic onanistic musical creature, you.
You might, in a strange case of life imitating jokes on an internet site, have to start wearing wrist supports or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

For that authentic rock n roll look...

(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I thought he/his band were rather good
so I guess not..
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

As I missed about 3 months of offtopic, I missed the BUMDER ALERT era.
I assumed that Crow was a mincing gay, or at least pretended to be, so I made a joke.

I fucked THAT one up!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Shit, he's not really gay?
snigger
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

He likes to pretend he's wanking over attractive women
It's really the screensaver of Darth Foxtrot he has on his computer that keeps tipping him over the edge.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

But the man* does dance so very gracefully...

*_{In the very loosest definition of the term.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Well, it must be nice for him
to see a man with even more girlish hair than his own.
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I'm suprised this was not done sooner
shit limp
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

No, his wrists are shit
from being up men's arses the whole time
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Oh. I see.
Not even a little bit limp?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)