*gasp*
looooooooook
don't you want one of your own?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They don't stay like that forever you know.

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

really?
are you trying to tell me that children grow into adults?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Not really.
What would you do with one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

awesome things
like having tea parties and playing at the park and cuddling and I'd teach it things and comfort it
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Surely the sort of parties you host aren't suitable for babies
Chinese or otherwise?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

they're babies, they don't know the difference

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Are you honestly suggesting you'd like to get a Chinese baby
That you'd then introduce to your friends at a sex-toy party?

How would you introduce them?

'Now ladies, I want to introduce two VERY special products this evening. Here we have Ying and Yang. Note, they ARE Chinese, but these are actually babies and not Chinese Love Beads. So don't try sticking them in your vadge. They've just made the joruney the other way!'

It has all the makings of a classic British farce.

'Carry on Chinky'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

even if I had the necessary...ingredients....she wouldn't be ready by the time of the party

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)