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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Surely the sort of parties you host aren't suitable for babies
Chinese or otherwise?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
they're babies, they don't know the difference

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
Are you honestly suggesting you'd like to get a Chinese baby
That you'd then introduce to your friends at a sex-toy party?

How would you introduce them?

'Now ladies, I want to introduce two VERY special products this evening. Here we have Ying and Yang. Note, they ARE Chinese, but these are actually babies and not Chinese Love Beads. So don't try sticking them in your vadge. They've just made the joruney the other way!'

It has all the makings of a classic British farce.

'Carry on Chinky'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)
even if I had the necessary...ingredients....she wouldn't be ready by the time of the party

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

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