Maybe you should buy a Harley V-Rod and then they'll take you seriously
Or a Fatboy.

They'll presume you're huge, with a beard, in a gang and they'll give you whatever you want.

Its worth a try. If it didn't work you could sell me the Harley for 50p and a bag of sweets?
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why would Miraclefish
Want to pay money to hang around with a fat bloke?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Maybe he has nothing better to do? Could be useful in scaring the neighbours.
Also, they're bloody good looking bikes.
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Birds can be bikes
Men can be blokes.

That's my understanding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

excuse me?
Are you referring to me as a bike? :O
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I've since googled
And I now understand a Fatboy to be a motorcycle. That is where I was getting confused.

(In no way was I calling you a bike, I was referring to all women. In general).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

That makes me feel much better.

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

*Beams*
(But had probably missed yet another point)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

They made me ride a Harley for a feature once.
Thankfully I escaped with my sexuality intact....just.

Ooh, tassled panniers? How devine!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

POIDH
;)
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

There is one picture that's a bit mincey...
www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=104585&id=504794782&l=314b87980f
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Thats a whole album... though I'm not one to complain.
I do prefer these though;

www.topspeed.com/motorcycles/motorcycle-reviews/harley-davidson/2006-harley-davidson-vrsca-v-rod-ar3108.html
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Too much polishing. They're for Chromosexuals.
Had some ace times on the Street-Rod. Shit at cornering, ace at pulling 300m rear wheel slides in the rain.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

They're just not pretty enough.

(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)