I am jolly bored
But here's something I don't have to make up:-

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1387555/Elephant-meant-to-kill-zoo-keeper.html

I know the dead elephant-keepers brother.

Admittedly this happened eight years ago but not many people can state without hesistation that they know the brother of a man who was squished to death by an elephant.

Can YOU?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No I can not
Did the Daily Mail report this as 'Zookeeper murdered by Burmese immigrant'?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Quite possibly
Deport these evil pachyderms - a scourge on our society. Or similar.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Grief tourist

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I clutch it to my breast
As the closest brush to fame I'll ever have.

And it's very very tenuous.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

More importantly who got the compensation, and has it been pissed up the wall yet ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

If there was any
Steve (brother of elephant-induced terminal injury man) would probably have spent it on a bike. A push-bike.

I know him, he's amusing in small doses but he ain't a bosom-buddy. Just a crazy cyclin' guy who's brother was stomped by an elephant.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)