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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WBM gasped with horror as Bert unzipped his flies, revealing the monster within.
"What the FUCK is that horrible, hairy little thing?!" she cried in horror.
"Aaaah, ma chere soeur-en-disguise" Bert whimpered, "it is not a thing, it is my favorite kitten. Please, treat it with the respect you would show to all living creatures. And then nosh me like you'd nosh a tasty courgette."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" squealed WMB; she took a firm grasp of the offending feline, tugging it quickly out of Bert's trousers, scattering crusty spunk all over her condo, and with a speed born of practise flung it at the window. There was a thunk and a short, mournful squeak. "Perhaps I should have opened the window" mused WBM, as she settled to her knees and started chewing on Bert's rubbery scrotum.
TO BE CONTINUED...?
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