Not many of us are losing fat though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I am, I have been on it for a couple of months now and have shifted just under 2 stone.
I had a hypnosis session as well last week and I feel much more motivated and have cut down on the weed too. I intend to look like Sebastien Chabel by my birthday. But right now I'm still a lolfatty so fucking bring it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Woah woah woah
Hypnosis?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah, my personal trainer has just done a course so I said he could use me as a guinea pig
two hour session and I came out with a sore arse and a clear head.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Really?
I thought that was all bullshit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Well I am only a week into it but workign so far

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Oh, well
I hope it works for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

me too!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Hypnotism and a personal trainer. You flapping great mincer. What next? Ballet lessons? Aromatherapy?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I have an art class in December.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

art class session with George Michael in a public toilet
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

that too

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Ten quid says in another week's time you start acting like a guinea pig.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah, that
Hypnosis? It worked? Really?

My mum used it to stop smoking once. She did, but then she went back to it after a few months.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

that's how my brother stopped as well. 6 years ago.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah
My mum is not very strong at anything. She's even weaker than me, and very spoiled, so no one can help her, really.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

the patches are supposed to be good - if you put them over your eyes you can't find your cigarettes.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I've been hypnotised a few times.
MP3s believe it or not. Fucking amazing, totally calming and relaxing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I might do some of that too. But don't want to interfere with current programming.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I can't be hypnotised as I'm afraid of letting go.
This is also why I wasn't suited to LSD.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Me too.
But you can get round it by taking FUCKING HUGE DOSES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I saw Derren Brown live
When he said he was going to attempt to hypnotise the whole audience. He said the vast majority it won't work on, and it didn't on me.
It only works if you're a 'suggestible' person, and I'm just too anti-establishment, anti-peer-pressure, I-ain't-playing-by-your rules, maverick, lone wolf, smooth Fonzy, badass motherfucker, punk lives on, SMASH THE SYSTEM for all that to work on me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, if you're say there going "this is bullshit, it won't work" it won't work.
If you're relaxed and accepting and open to it, it'll work. And while I find some of Derren Brown's TV good and appreciate the fact that he's moved away from making people do impressions of chickens on stage, most of the time he's recycling old stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I am never relaxed and accepting
That's how THEY get you, man.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

That's not how I get people
I lure them into my car to play with my cupholder
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I would have said I was like you, but I wanted this too work so maybe that helped. I am
scared he has set me up and there will be a code word which makes do stupid things
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post901415
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

ahem skills, kudos

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

He has. The code word is something like 'and', by the looks of things.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)