I'm too old to ride on the slide at the local park.
As I found out when I took my nephew to the park the other week. (Before you start calling me a nonce).

I'd tell my 16 year-old self lots of things. Most of which I've moaned about on here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Jeff I think we are the last men standing.
I would tell your 16 year old self to buy lot's of weed and give it to a young 8 year old called Andy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Like you did?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I am Howard Marks
ai-get high in wales.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

A girl I used to go out with used to get her weed from Howards supply
When she was a student at Bangor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

I heckled Howard Marks when he was doing his live tour thing
I'll be honest, my heckling was a little out of place, not one of my prouder moments, damn vodka.
( broadsword, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Mr Nice was a crap book, no interest in the film.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)