But he was always my default choice when people asked what music I liked
I would say "Bowie" and they would nod approvingly and I could get on with killing my brain with alcohol.

Now what am I going to say? "Mozart"? Not bloody likely, I don't like being shunned/beaten.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Tell them you love The Sonics and The Fabulous Wailers
but really in the mid-60s Texas was producing the best music, in your opinion. The Spades and The Stoics are hard to beat, to your ears.

You will be 'knee deep in fanny' within 15 seconds. Guaranteed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I was thinking The Sonics (after you posted the link to The Witch)
but such a comment wont go down well with the carrot-crunchers around here, a narrowing of eyes and in instant labelling as "queer'o'sexual" is the best I can hope for.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news
but they already think that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That would explain the firebombings and "POOFTAHS OUT" graffiti on my car

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Lots of people calling you a cunt
isn't exactly the same as knee-deep in fanny, Monty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)