Have you seen that video of some guy getting searched
policeman: "what's this then? What's this?"
Guy: "That's my penis officer"
Policeman: "umm, sorry about that... you're free to go"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't watch your kind of specialist videos,
I'm afraid, so no, I've not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

the guy is not naked
the officer is patting him down from behind/to the side and as the guy is wearing absurd baggy attire (basketball shirt or something) the officer is unaware that he is grabbing the guys beef truncheon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

don't stop

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

thinking about tomorrow?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

At the wedding reception I went to at the weekend
The bride's half-brother (no Bert jokes here) sang a few songs after the first dance, including Don't Stop Believing.
The kid's about 14, but by Jove could he sing! I told the bride that he ought to whore himself out on YouTube and become the British Justin Bieber (though this kid looks less girly) before his balls drop and it all goes to hell.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

You fancied him, didn't you, 'by Jove'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

No, the bride was looking far too hot for that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I believe you. Really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Last wedding I was at
(two weeks ago) the best man implied the bride was a tranny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

What did he say?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

He said that after marriage
you find out things about each other. Like that (the bride) wasn't allergic to peanuts, she had a penis.

It was the wrong crowd entirely.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Ha ha, that's so stupid.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That's not exactly implied
so much as "stated" ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

nah the obvious meaning would be that the groom was gay
and marrying a crossdresser, the implication was that the bride was trans.

Sorry I've been infected by gay night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I have seen it
and it is most amusing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'll bet you have.
'Cop Gropes 9'

'999 Letsby Avenue'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

what did the german police officer say to his torso?
YOU ARE UNDER A VEST!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Please leave the internet.
Do not pass 'Go'.
Do not collect £200
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

*does so*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)