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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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More accurately, I had once lusted after a guitar with such colorationYou're lucky I didn't stick a metal truss up your arse and try to tense four strings across you.
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hahaha basspiss(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05,
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LESS OF THATI don't know what effect urine might have on the varnish, and quite frankly I don't want to find out.
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Yet you shove the neck freely into your quivering anus with no thought of consequence for the varnish?Double standards, Crowley. For shame.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10,
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Female urinehas famously corrosive effects on a lot of things. On the other hand, I at least know that pugwash wipes straight off.
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I'm sad you didn't.I would have loved it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04,
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It could very well be a new avenue (fnar fnar)for her infamous anal porn series.
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If you do it with six strings Monty can sling me across his knee and play me.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10,
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You have two legsI might well go for the horribly vulgar double-necked guitar approach so we can both have a good twang on you.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
pfftif anyone is playing a woman like a guitar around here it will be me!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15,
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