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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
"some coloured fella causing a scene in the street"
"request CCTV blackout and a van of badge-less riot cops with their best justice sticks"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:02,
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latest was 15 years ago)
"justice sticks"
hello new name for my penis!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:05,
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I hope you don't have to pluralise it
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:07,
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to the curtains.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:46,
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"He is clearly flouting the law
by his possession of dark, densely curled hair and thick, red lips."
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:05,
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Constable Savage?
Wearing a loud shirt in a built-up area.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:08,
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I believe he was also seen loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing
whilst smelling of foreign food.
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:10,
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