Put the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen doorway and turn it on.
Then get behind the sofa and pretend that it's some angry monster and try to devise a plan that utilises cunning and bravery that allows you to get past the angrily buzzing beast and reach the vital supplies (chucky eggs & fudge bars) that are in the inner cave (or fridge) of your nemesis.
(Cave Duck, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

vital supplies Smaugasbord
( Kroney, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

a
bordVipros
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

If that's a Hobbit gag it's a fucking good'un

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Puns I can do.
I'm lowbrow. Although I was starting to think nobody was going to get it. Or at least admit to getting it.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Don't sell yourself short, I liked it a lot.
I made an Alan Partridge one earlier and I am certain it went wholly unheeded - or was despised and ignored accordingly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

well I wrote you a poem Monty
and you ignored it you cad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Did you?
I've been fucking busy - where is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post909861#post909881
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

*doffs cap*
( Kroney, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

How rude!
I don't love you any more, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

on the plus side
it's saved you from the dangers of polyamory
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Phew! Close one.
Not being of 'the Skins Generation' unlike Lampers & Co., I find such behaviour distasteful. I 100% agreed with what you had to say re prostitutes earlier by the way. An ex suggested getting one in to 'join us' for my birthday, and whilst as an idea it had its appeal, deep down I was horrified at the thought of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I'm not cool enough
to be part of the Skins generation. Sad times.

Haha glad someone agrees. I felt as though I was coming across as really prudish, but I just can't see how people find prostitutes sexy. I'm surprised your ex would suggest a prostitute as a third party though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)

So was I.
I lump them in with strippers - embarrassing, sordid and completely unsexy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Thumbs up to that statement
no truelads here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I was so far from getting it that that I didn't even realise that was a good thing.

(Cave Duck, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)