I hope the area was cordoned off and steam-cleaned afterwards?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is what you actually do for a living, isn't it Monty?
You're head of a crack team of disenfectant commandos, like out of Monsters Inc. Your squad swoop in and decontaminate any item of public usage which has been befouled by anyone without blonde hair and blue eyes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

No, it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No he sells the steam cleaning equiptment to the crack teams of monsters

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Don't care
From now on, that's what you do. In fact, I'm going to apply this principle to all B3tans. Damien, for example, is a professional Scally. He walks into a pub, says "alright" about a hundred times in a nauseating high-pitched voice until the landlord pays him to leave. As a borderline Scouser, this is as close to work as he's ever likely to get.

No offence mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

The entire fountain was disassembled and autoclaved
and the miscreant birched.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I am relieved to hear that even in these testing times
some basic standards are being maintained. It's part of the Big Society.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)