True, I was in London when both of these things went down
It was really upsetting with the face thing though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

my mother once tripped over her own jeans
and couldn't put her hands out as she was carrying everyone's dinner. she hit the road face first. then stood up with takeaway curry all over herself. she looked like she'd done ten rounds with frank bruno, it was a real shame.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

i hope you made her cook a new meal

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

not before i'd made her clean up the road
littering is a crime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)