Ms. Fristoe
was totally crazy, had massive knockers and frizzy blonde hair
she smiled a lot and had a dainty voice
I figure she lived in a cottage with lots of flowers on the outside, she'd host tea parties and wear large hats and read books to her friends.

"The sound hit me first. Tires screaming. Brakes locking. The inevitable crunch. It felt as if a thousand needles flew into my ears, penetrating my very being. The scream of the driver. My own blood curdling moan suppressed by the cries of the black birds scattering overhead."
actual first lines from my actual book that's actually been abandoned
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)