Oh, man, you don't even want to go there.
The whole teaching population of my school were as mad as blender full of bees.

Blaster was probably the top nutter. Properly full-on punched me in the head to demonstrate that I'd got a question about river flow wrong. Broke a kids legs up against the gym wall bars playing 5-a-side. Not a man you fucked with.

My 6th form tutor once strolled into our common room, announced "boys, boys, everyone is looking for the land of the golden fuck, let me tell you it doesn't exist" and walked out. Next day he brought his 16 year old daughter in. I've no idea if the two events were meant to be connected. Perhaps he was warning us that his daughter was rubbish in bed.

I've not got a book so I'll give you the first line I ever had published, 11 years ago. "Alcohol dehydrogenase (ADH) from solutions of homogenised packed bakers’ yeast has been successfully purified using immobilised metal-ion affinity chromatography in an expanded bed"

I bet you really want to read the rest, now. I bet you're on the edge of your seat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*horns*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I bet you totally want to see my column expand.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

HPLC-licious baby!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Meh. HPLCs are analytical
Process scale all the way.

pffft. anal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)