*narrows eyes*
Good.

My dad is a Big Hairy Biker and drag races, so I know a fair bit about bikes for a girl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Drag races?
Your dad dresses up as a woman and goes jogging?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Only at the weekend.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I probably know him from my own cross-dressing jogging club.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

If I were to mock the girl bikers and enthusiasts I know
They'd hurt me. I learn quick...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Sadly I can't be classed as an actual girl biker
As I've never actually ridden one, as much as I love them.
Mother hates them, so as of yet I've never been allowed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Ahh, reverse psychology:
"You can't go on a motorbike. It's forbidden!"

Now I want to even more!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

When she found out I was desperate to learn to ride
Her exact words were "Over my dead body"
I don't think " I could run you over if you like" was the response she was looking for.

She made my dad stop riding his on the road, (though she could never stop him racing), otherwise he would have happily let me have a go on the back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Oh dear
Very little would make me give up.

But then it is my job as well as hobby and transport, so I'd be kinda fucked.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

Babies?
That's why he agreed.

Wouldn't stop me though, to be honest. I fucking hate children.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Hmm, I'd like kids, but I'd also like to have motorbikes.
Tough call. Kids are little shits though.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Get a bike with a side-car!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

what the hell are you doing in ?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

lots of work and no money.
Saving it all for the bash, innit.
Also: none of my mates are out tonight, all wednesday nights are shite, and I think I pulled a muscle at dance cos it really hurts to walk.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

My hands aren't working very well
I think it's because the ride home was very cold and I can't be arsed to wear winter kit.

I tried to write down my brother's new phone number and my hands refused. The 5 looked like a squiggle and I couldn't do a 0.

Fuck my life is exciting
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

You need to slow down mate
Or you'll never make it to thirty with a life like that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I know. I went to a lot of shops looking for some nice new coffee cups.
But everyone tries to make you buy saucers...

Damn you Homebase!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I can't relate to this.
I'm a student, I don't drink coffee and I have a life.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Coffee is fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Coffee is rank.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Well. You're wrong. Argument over. I win.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Said PoisonApple.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Curses.
Foiled.

By a STUDENT.

I feel ashamed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

...I have a life!
Only this evening it revolved around cups
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Prove it on friday.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Fine, I'll bring you a cup!
That'll show you...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Yeah, cos that'll convince me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Oh, you meant about the life
I thought I was being accused of having fictional cups!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

No, why on earth would anyone lie about that.
It's the life I'm sceptical about. Although the bikes does save it rather a lot.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Huzzah.
I'm tempted to ride to the Bash on one. We shall see!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I've been on the Cups (and Saucers) at Alton Towers.
They WON'T get you to a bash.

Unless the bash is at Alton Towers, by the Tea-Cup ride

I've missed the point again haven't I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

lots of work already? shit, all we have to do is go on a forest walk tomorrow.
Dance as in class? or dance as in rave up?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Oh shut up.
Class.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)