Well, anything is possible
in my head there is a difference between drunken shenanigans and premeditated ones though. Besides, I can't get in to *that* much trouble, I'm staying in a hostel in a dorm full of 15-odd other people!
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you been given day-release from Strangeways?
Or have you found a youth-hostel?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)

Youth hostel
it's less than 10 mins walk from the pub and only cost me £12. A winner there, I feel.
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Good work.
Put on a bit of a limp when you get there, you might be able to blag a single disabled room.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)

I am not going to sleep with anyone else
whilst I have a boyfriend. Bar possibly my hot water bottle. I may see other men, I may even, god forbid, kiss other men (or women, drunkenness pending) but there will be no giggity.
(berk, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:38, Reply)

if we're all silly
it will work out fine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)