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Football is now officially a farse. If you had a footballers wage what would you spend it on?Alt Q: If you could be a celebrity for a day who would it be and why?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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I think you'd suit 'Invasion of the Bobby Snatchers'I would spend it on trains, eating out, and black dresses.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:34,
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You're inspired.I thought you liked polka dots? I like checks and plaid. I think I am actually a farmer at heart.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:35,
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I love polka dots too but my staple is black dressesDots aren't every day.
I love plaid too. I have a plaid French Connection shirt from the 80s.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:38,
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I need to get into the polka dot sceneI have too much floral in my wardrobe.
How goes it, Roots?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:40,
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I'm fooking knackered, but a lot chirpier than I was this morning.Yourself lass?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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Nasty cough. Going to get some cough syrup and some grooming items tomorrowI'm starting to get dreadlocks from being bedridden.
I'll try and have an early night, I've got a lot of cleaning to do.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:42,
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Going to go sleep myself in a minHave a loong day tomorrow.
Hope the cough clears up.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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Sleep well when you go, bbzI hope so too. Don't want to be spluttering over eveyrone tomorrow, or keeping the lovely ladies in my room up all ngiht.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:45,
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*Wishes he had a lady to keep awake all night, even if it was just by coughing*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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Good point. Cheers!What have you done today Bob?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:50,
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hugged a tree, made a home for a teddy and won the poker.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:56,
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I wish I had a man :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:56,
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mtfuTo quote Bob.
I'd rather just whinge abaout life on here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:57,
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I'm young goddamnit. I want some action before I get old.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:02,
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I turned 20 a shade under a month ago.I'm already feeling like I'm wasting my life.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:12,
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Fuck that. I'm 36. And a PROPER waster.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:20,
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I really didn't make the most of my youth :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:25,
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You're still in your prime.Being closer to 40 than 30 is difficult enough. To hark back to my 20's....
Back in my early 20's, we were living in a world of Brit Pop and spending weekends shaking out with bottles of Hooch or Two-Dogs, listening to Indie.
These days, I go to 'dinner parties' and drink 'wine'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:29,
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I guess.I'll always be unhappy with my lot, wi guess. I'm just feeling it strongly tonight, for some reason.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:33,
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What, specifically are you unhappy with?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:34,
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don't make me feel bad!22 and wasting life here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:23,
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Christ, there are new-borns who will be old enough to get a Saturday job by the time you're my age.Think about that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:24,
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you know what's depressing?by the time my sister is my age, I will be 37
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:26,
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What is more weird.Having a significantly younger sister, or the fact that when you were 15, your folks were still enjoying such a great sex-life, they managed to conceive again?
*Can only IMAGINE what you face contorted into reading this*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:32,
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Of course, I forgot.When I was at school (the one we discussed), there was one lad there who was one of twelve kids.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:35,
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Gosh that's weirdthey're not that sort of Catholic luckily.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:36,
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His whole family were into God in a MASSIVE wayMass every day and all that sort of thing.
It'll come as no surprise they were Irish I'm guessing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:38,
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Clothes, tuition fees, liposuctionAlt Q: No idea. Someone pretty and successful. Also rich with money that is easily transferrable
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:37,
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Oh yeah a nice house as well(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:55,
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Someone dead mint and well hard is my guess.But with a softer side.
*Puts thinking cap on*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:06,
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I'd spent it on crisps and sweets.I don't want to be a celebrity, I wouldn't want the attention, but if pushed, I'd be Fred West (before he died) - a day in his head would be interesting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:37,
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you're worse than MontyWhat sweets and crisps?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:38,
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I'd probably buy a multi-pack so I could have a bit of variety.The same with sweets. I'd get some old school Parma Violets and drumsticks and stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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Not salt and vinegar though as they are shite.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:42,
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Are they fuck shiteI just had some on a butty
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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you sick fuck! bleurgh.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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Crisps are a welcome addition to ANY sandwich.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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glad someone likes salt and vinegarSmokey bacon are horrible though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:49,
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I've not had bacon crisps for years.*Wants some Frazzels*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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Red leicester/double gloucesterand salt 'n' vinegar crisp butty. Nom. I'm with Roota on this.
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If you put a bit of red onion in with that, you've got sarnie perfection.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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night dude(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:53,
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Oh, I don't knowI think cheese/red onion OR cheese/crisps. Not both.
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More is better than less.Maybe GUILT means you have to leave the onion out?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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You can sod off teasing me :PI think I have made a fair compromise between not being as good as I should and not being nearly as naughty as I want to be.
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You have.I apologise.
You all excited about the bash like everyone else?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:07,
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SecretlyAre you more excited about your 'quick drink' next week than the bash?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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No, I don't think soI'm really looking forward to the bash. Lots of new and interesting people to meet as opposed to just a singular one who could get me in to a lot of trouble!
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You might get into a load of trouble at the bash though?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:19,
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Well, anything is possiblein my head there is a difference between drunken shenanigans and premeditated ones though. Besides, I can't get in to *that* much trouble, I'm staying in a hostel in a dorm full of 15-odd other people!
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Have you been given day-release from Strangeways?Or have you found a youth-hostel?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:22,
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Youth hostelit's less than 10 mins walk from the pub and only cost me £12. A winner there, I feel.
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Good work.Put on a bit of a limp when you get there, you might be able to blag a single disabled room.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:33,
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I am not going to sleep with anyone elsewhilst I have a boyfriend. Bar possibly my hot water bottle. I may see other men, I may even, god forbid, kiss other men (or women, drunkenness pending) but there will be no giggity.
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if we're all sillyit will work out fine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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I'm tired, stressed, ill, pissed off and really not in the fucking mood for anything.Right, beakering out of the way, clothes, make up, nice food, and a flat of my own in Central London.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:38,
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I'd buy myself a decent place to liveand fill it full of musical insruments, books, dvds and cds.
Stephen Fry. I love him to bits.
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WHAT IF YOU GOT BUMMED?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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God, I hope I never get bummed.It's all about the near-misses.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:42,
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Bumming is only for gays and sadists.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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Well, I'd be Stephenwouldn't I? I presume he either enjoys that sort of thing or avoids anal rapings...
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No you would be you in Fry's body!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:44,
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He might be the giver not the receiver too.So you might get to bum other people.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:44,
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either way ball slapping is not on my agenda(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:45,
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As for person, Matt Bellamy.I'd like to be talented yet insane, and it'd be enjoyable to talk to aliens or whatever he does in his spare time. Oh yeah, he owns a jetpack. SOLD.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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What would you do with the money?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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I posted up there ^(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:56,
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You can't expect me to remember that as well as your other post.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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FINEclothes, make up, nice food, and a flat of my own in Central London.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:02,
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That's amazing!Someone further up there ^ said the same!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:04,
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I'm scrunching up my face.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:26,
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If you'd like to be talented why would you be Matt Bellamy, that doesn't make sense.(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)
I'm glad you asked that, Barry.Saved me a job.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 7:01,
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