Have you bugged my flat? That's uncanny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm glad I got the Larndarn-ism right with 'china'
I watched Mary Poppins last night and took notes about how to talk in London, because it's nice to make an effort to speak the language when you go somewhere forrin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Haha make sure to reference the 'apples and pears' a lot,
and say 'Law luv a duck' after every sentence. You'll fit right in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Cheers guvnor

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You will remember that it's considered the height of bad manners not to do the "Old Bamboo" dance when you first enter the pub, wont you?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Officelol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Careful now
If it all gets too cockernee then Monty will try and reform you by getting you to enunciate whilst holding a load of balls in your mouth.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's where the good Mr Crow steps in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)