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Good morning, lovelies, on this fine looking morning, with a fine evening planned aheadHow are you fine looking people?
Alt: Bacons or beans on toast?
Alt Alt: Drink of choice?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:09,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I'm awesome, if slightly hungover, and excited as hell.Neither, I'm currently scoffing the leftovers of last night's Quorn bolognaise with toast.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:21,
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I like Quorn(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:23,
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I realised last night that so do I.I was cooking for a veggie so I gave it a blast, and it was very tasty.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:24,
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I spent most of last year as a veggieIt transformed me :)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:30,
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I like my bacon too much :)(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:41,
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I don't get the point of that to tell you the truth, I'd rather just have a veggy bolognaise.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:05,
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I agree.I think quorn is used more by non veggies when cooking for veggies than by veggies themselves.
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Bit ropey.Alts: Bacon of course. And black pudding. And devilled kidneys. Washed down with a bloody mary.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:37,
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How was the gig?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:43,
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Absolutely fucking brilliant.The phrase above does not do justice to the magnificence of that show.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:50,
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COME ON MONTY LET'S GET CUNTY(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:27,
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Fucker. I just did MASSIVE officelols......and now have that stuck in my head.
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JIM FUCKING JONES. That's who.And I wore my Thee Hypnotics t shirt - a shirt which, I realised, is only 5 years younger than my 'date'. How we laughed/smugged.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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Place in Macc serves an ultimate manwichButchers Sausage & Bacon, Large range eggs and black pudding. Brown sauce on that, magical.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:46,
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That sounds like the sole reason to ever visit Macc(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:48,
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If you did for that alone, it's worth it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:49,
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And for emoing around Ian Curtis' house looking deep and meaningful in a trenchcoat. In black and white naturally.(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Thank goodness for that.I don't want anyone interrupting as I express my existential angst by staring blankly.
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Bacon and beans on toast.Cheap sugar-free Red Bull clones. Actually, more often than not, good old-fashioned water.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:42,
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I shall be operating purely on those fantastic drinks tomorrow(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:43,
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And I, tonight.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:45,
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No sleep + early train + rugby game = fuck me I'm gonna be tired tomorrow evening(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:47,
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Not good. I'm having some ridiculous stomach cramps, not fun at all.Alt Q: Bacon butty, beans on toast. Both with brown sauce.
Alt Alt Q: Non Alcoholic - Vimto, Dandelion & Burdock, Diet Coke, Fanta Fruit Twist.
Alcoholic - Courage Best, Bottled Stella, Kumala, and my current favourite, a Pint of Mel. (Pint bottle of Crabbie's, with a double JD, ice and a lime)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:44,
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Alt Alt Q: Non Alcoholic - Vimto, Dandelion & Burdock, Diet Coke, Fanta Fruit Twist.
Alcoholic - Courage Best, Bottled Stella, ala, and my current favourite, a Pint of Mel. (Pint bottle of Crabbie's, with a double JD, ice and a lime)
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So, I only have a title?EDIT: Kum? Really, all that work for a something spelled wrong?
What a shame.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:22,
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See, this would be better!Alt Q: acon butty, bas on toast. Both with brown sauce.
Alt Alt Q: Non Alcoholic - Vimto, andlion & Budock, Diet Coke, Fanta Fruit Twist.
Alcoholic - Courage Best, Bottled Stella, Kumala, and my current favourite, a Pint of Mel. (Pint bottle of Crabbie's, with a double JD, ice and a lime)
Far better!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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I'm spiffing, ta.Alt - Neither. Both are wrong.
Alt Alt - screwdriver.
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can't eat baked beans.They make me gag. Texture is all wrong. I nearly threw up yesterday when my friend Jen started eating them cold from a can.
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Cold is a bit odd, but warm is magnificent.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:49,
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And mix in some Reggae Reggae sauce for extra win.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:50,
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Yes!Or chinese five spice :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:53,
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Plain old Brown sauce does just fine for me!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:53,
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*has to google Reggae Reggae sauce**still not keen on even trying them*
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When the guy was on Dragons Den, it was fucking awesome(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:54,
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Dragons Den is a show in which entrepreneurs go in front of several self made millionaires, and try to convince them to invest in their business99% of those who go on there are visibly shitting themselves. Levi Roots just wandered in, fed them some sauce, and sang to them.
It then turned out he'd massively misjudged his initial order, but he got the investment he wanted anyway. The only time I've enjoyed that show.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:00,
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He was quality!(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:55,
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His cookery show is excellent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:29,
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I did enjoy thatHe's got a really likeable affable enthusiasm.
I like the little cute chinese chef that had a show on BBC2 as well.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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I like Rachel Allen, she's quite tastyValentine Warner, I know I should hate him, but there's something I find quite affable about him
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:34,
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Oh I don't like her at all - the padraig woman?She's so smug I'm surprised she doesn't make croissants and nothing else, on every show. I'd like to punch her in the tits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36,
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I'll be honest, I can't watch her cookingI just enjoy watching her.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:00,
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I'm pretty sure when burt was reaccounting his first meeting of his love-interest, he said something similar.I fucking love Boston Beens or those ones made with Burnt Ends.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:04,
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No bacons *shocked*(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:46,
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I was unaware of thisI'm new here :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:48,
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My name is Maximinimus and I like breasts(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:52,
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Yes, I like them(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:54,
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It even says so in my shoutboxYou should go write a comment on it
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:55,
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I might just do that(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:57,
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I seeExcellent
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:10,
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Bacon.Alt answer: red wine, and I might get to have a glass tonight, woop woop!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:46,
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That's the sound of da police.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:06,
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Beans on toast.Vodka tonight or red wine at home.
Vimto whenever.
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girlinthehole, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:51,
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I'm fine today, thank you.Picking up my new motor in a couple of hours. I'm going to christen it with a stinky curry tonight, from my local curry house.
Alt Q. Both, one slice of each please.
ALt Alt Q. Sparkling Shiraz.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:00,
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oooh, what car have you bought?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:01,
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Skoda Octavia, estate, 59 plate, arctic green metallicIt's a company car, so I get hammered for tax.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:09,
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Don't lie.It's a fucking pink Audi - you know it. I know it. We ALL know it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:13,
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Skoda Octavia, estate, 59 plate, arctic green metallic IS the new pink Audi. I read it in WHATCar Magazine.(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Heh. I'm sure it will be excellent.When we were looking at a new company car for the Operations Manager earlier year. I was trying to steer him towards the Skoda Superb, but he still had all of the old prejudices about Skodas.
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what, that they are volkswagens for less money?it's fucking disgraceful, I tell you.
I still want my Alfa and my MG and my S2000 back though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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It's the Internet Homosexual's vehicle of choice.Jeremy Clarkson told me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:28,
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I've got a Skoda Octavia estateso I think you'll find that's the proof you were looking for.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:31,
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I'm fucking pleased with this one;(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:37,
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Hmmm.It's a 5.5/10. I'll be honest, if you were a student of mine I'd be telling you that you could do much better.
But it's pretty good for a single strikethrough I suppose.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:39,
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I like the economy of the thing. I admire concision.And homophobic slurs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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3x crispy bacon, grainy bread, egg with runnyish yolk and solid whites, tons of butter, bit of ketchup.... all that x2 with a red bull.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:06,
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The egg has to be runny, it can be no other way.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:06,
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But only the yolk, not the white.I want to be able to mop up the bacon'n'yolk'n'ketchup juice with one of the crust bits of bread at the end.... saves on washing up, innit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:07,
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Surely no-one does this deliberately?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:27,
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Oh, yeah', some rank people undercook that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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Are you still coming tonight or are you going to 'pull a Vipros' at the last minute?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:07,
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Deffo coming.I clock off work at 5 and I'm one stop down on the tube, so if anyone wants to hook up for a bite first, then gimmi a gaz or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:10,
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Gazzed :)(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:16,
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Alright GonzAre you bashing it up this evening?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:07,
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If not you should beImma be all www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzl-sQy811Q
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:09,
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Go Go Tag Team Grove mistaz.Actually, I ain't dancing, but lookin' forward to meeting you again =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:16,
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I don't dance eitherI'm just excited and getting worried about being fat etc, as I always do before a bash
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:21,
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Ditto.Thing to remember though is that I'd rather be fat and accepted.... than thin and unaccepted.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:25,
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Thing is, APPARENTLY I'm no longer fat*shrugs*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:28,
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I lost a load of weight and then put most of it back on, sad times, I can always lose it again.It's just for this month while I get used to working full time and all that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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You should try my method of stress this week(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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Fill me in, although I don't reckon I like stress too much.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36,
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Basically, have a really shit-filled weekWork, family, friends and dates being shit and you'll drop weight no problem...
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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Cheers, but I'd rather be fat and happy, if it's all the same to you =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:43,
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I'm doing fabulous Maxi ! Absolutly gosh darn fab.Lookin' good, feelin' good, being good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:07,
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I'm trying with the PMA Gonz.Any more tips?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:11,
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Sort yourself up with some tasks that you should have done yonks ago, if they ain't anything, make one up, donno what, something like cooking/gym/socialising/whatever........ bung on some banging tunes at a vol just bellow to-loud-to-annoy-you and crack on with it... reward yourself with something when you're done, don't have to cost anything, could download a telly show you want to watch.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:15,
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... or have a nice warming cup of man the fuck up.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36,
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MTFU is a weird one.Loads of people who get themselves sorted in that respect say "I just MTFU'd up", but if asked how they did, nobody knows, it's something that just happens, you can't _ask/tell_ someone to do it and expect it to happen.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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It's not a real suggestion, GonzIt's just my stock answer to anything here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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I know, was just tryin' to start some convo about it =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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I am spang-taculardue to being woken by the soothing sounds of screaming argument.
Alt A: bacon.
Alt-alt A: bacon.
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Otherwise it is perfect though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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OH OH OH OH OHHHHHThat reminds me, I bought a ton of stuff off an american food website, that got delivered last night. From what I remember I've got
- Watermellon and Grape Nerds
- Grape Pop Tarts
- 'Smores' Pop Tarts
- 12 cans of drink picked at random, mostly root beer, which I love.
- Taffy
- 'Ice Breakers'
- Cheetos.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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NYOM!I love grape flavoured stuff when I'm in the US. It has this odd medicinal taste that you don't get this side of the water. The flavouring is probably banned or something. Taffy is lovely too.
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You can get that Caribbean black grape drink over here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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In a good mood today despite being woken at 5am 8 mornings in a row now!Working from home today and getting lots done.
Enjoy the bash all peoples who are going!! Am jealous
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:28,
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I'm pretty damn good thanksLooking forward to tonight, obviously.
Alt: Both please, I fear I'm not going to be eating much before I slam the first pint home in't pub tonight.
Alt Alt: Proper cider (though Strongbow will suffice, not Blackthorn though), gin and tonic (preferably Bombay or Hendricks) or a white russian.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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Hendricks is gorgeousnessI think a few Sam Smiths ciders may be in order this evening!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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In Mabels?is it a Sam Smiths joint now?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36,
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Aw, is it not?Fail! This saddens me.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36,
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I've no idea now, mate.It wasn't in the early 90s when I used to drink there as a student.
oh god oh god I'm so fucking old.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:37,
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Ah, I just assumed it wasall the other London bashes I've been at have been at Sam Smith's bars.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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Anyone know what cider Mabels sells?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46,
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I think it's called'Toogayforbeer'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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I was asking because TGB drinks ciderAnd I want to buy her a pint.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:55,
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Shit, I promised I'd bring her a mint Vienetta when I was drunkAh well, I'm off to get ready, I shall see you lovely mad bastards this evening :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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It's a Shepherd Neame pubSo I don't know what cider they'll have, but I hope to enjoy getting a Bishop's Finger down me.
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All this booze meets the badger approval standard.Although I'm probably the only ginmeister in the world that doesn't really care for Hendricks. Give me Tanqueray or Blackwoods or Plymouth any day of the week.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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Not had Tanqueray in a while, and never tried BlackwoodsVisited a mate in Plymouth, and tried to get her to take me to the distillery. She said she hated gin :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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Tanqueray 10 is fucking awesome.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:45,
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Blackwoods is a scottish ginSkye, I think. It's well lush.
Try Tanqueray Ten, too. Expensive but lovely.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:45,
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I shall do my best to try them both thenThanks!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:47,
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I don't like Plymouth. Too coarse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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Meh, I find it the perfect session gin.Each to his own though. I've always said it's more about the tonic. Anyone drinking UK schweppes needs their head seeing too.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46,
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I think I'm going to punch you in the bollocks this evening.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:39,
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What for?I'm a pacifist, but not above forcing you to recreate the animated gif I made of you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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Good, you won't punch me back then.I just feel like it. That's the kind of kerrazy shit I do sometimes. I'm well waki.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44,
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I'll get your girlfriend to beat you up(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46,
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Normally I have to pay her to do that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:48,
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"Come on, china, here's fifty quid""Now would you PLEASE stamp on my nuts like they're unwanted gerbils?!"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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Have you bugged my flat? That's uncanny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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I'm glad I got the Larndarn-ism right with 'china'I watched Mary Poppins last night and took notes about how to talk in London, because it's nice to make an effort to speak the language when you go somewhere forrin.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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Haha make sure to reference the 'apples and pears' a lot,and say 'Law luv a duck' after every sentence. You'll fit right in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:57,
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Cheers guvnor(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:59,
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You will remember that it's considered the height of bad manners not to do the "Old Bamboo" dance when you first enter the pub, wont you?(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Careful nowIf it all gets too cockernee then Monty will try and reform you by getting you to enunciate whilst holding a load of balls in your mouth.
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That's where the good Mr Crow steps in.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12,
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Let's just say'I'm into something good'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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I do my bestIn all seriousness, if it is who I think it is, then Woo, Yay, Houpla, and all that shite, she's ace, you deserve it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:20,
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You'd best be glad you're not goingShe'd rip your larynx out for that remark.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:04,
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I'm tempted to get on a train to Macclesfield with a claw hammer myself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05,
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What, with my Sutcliffe charm?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:10,
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And if not swoony then a least a bit whoozy if you get a good clean hit.Which may well have been the joke anyway, but I'd already typed it before the thought occured.
So, what about all this weather we've been having, eh?
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Fucking knackered and a little bit stressed, but looking forward to bashAlt: Bacon
Alt alt: Dark Star Espresso Stout
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:11,
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Why else do you think I spend my Tuesday nightsat a "blues jam" in a "pub" just behind the Garrick?
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