You'd best be glad you're not going
She'd rip your larynx out for that remark.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm tempted to get on a train to Macclesfield with a claw hammer myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

You're making the girls all swoony

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

What, with my Sutcliffe charm?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

It's a real clincher.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Now there's a man who really knew how to defend a lady's honour!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

And if not swoony then a least a bit whoozy if you get a good clean hit.
Which may well have been the joke anyway, but I'd already typed it before the thought occured.

So, what about all this weather we've been having, eh?
(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)