We're not really a party office
or a profession known for partying
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

give some to the postman!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

THAT LAZY FUCKER!
He doesn't deserve jelly shots. I gave him a £10 christmas tip last year as well.

This year the only tip he'll get is "never wipe your arse with a broken bottle"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Mine as well!!! Bitch drives around in her stupid mail delivering box car and won't even get out
to put the mail in the mailbox, if the mailbox is blocked by another car she writes "blocked" on the mail and THEN KEEPS IT
if this happens like 5 times or something then they don't have to deliver our mail!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Wow, that IS lazy
but I like the mental image of a mailbox on each property, very american. Here in Britain we have mail flaps in our doors so kids can push dog poo through.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I used to fill mine up with snow :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)