Heroic amounts of Vitamin C for the cold
Can't help with the headache though, they just have to bugger off in their own time. Stay off the crack for a couple of days and you'll be fine.

My workplace is pretty relaxed, but their insistence that I come here every weekday is quite grating.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I could work from home, but my boss doesn't like it.
It makes the office look empty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Either you're the only person in your office
Or you're ridiculously fat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Just get rid of the either / or bit, and you're correct.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)